Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

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  • Апублікавана 3 Снж 2019
  • Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  Месяц таму +5450

    And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites
    with merch and stuff:
    Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning
    and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!

    • Cooking My Way
      Cooking My Way 19 дзён таму

      @Jade master 9000 you can smd! Sob 😘

    • Jade master 9000
      Jade master 9000 19 дзён таму

      @Cooking My Way ya know I was WOULD do it but because you're being a cocky basturd I won't do it

    • Cooking My Way
      Cooking My Way 27 дзён таму

      @Supernova gamer and your point is? Fresh starting doesn't mean to be bed. If you was trying to say this, you are pointless.

    • Supernova gamer
      Supernova gamer 28 дзён таму

      @Cooking My Way yeah u over here with the 63 viewers u got on ur past vid 👀

    • Jebadoiah
      Jebadoiah Месяц таму


  • Night Of Wishes
    Night Of Wishes 8 годин таму +1

    *_So like, what does it taste like normally?_*

    LIL CHEESE Дзень таму


  • The Count
    The Count Дзень таму


  • TheJorge2538
    TheJorge2538 2 дні таму

    This are good funny videos but let’s this channel is not for cooking...

  • jojobrownie57
    jojobrownie57 2 дні таму

    Needs some raisins

  • Prathamesh Chitre
    Prathamesh Chitre 2 дні таму

    I remember how deastructive his first video ever was

  • Lucas Pollack-Hoyt
    Lucas Pollack-Hoyt 5 дзён таму

    I put garlic in my guacamole

  • Eclipse Flix
    Eclipse Flix 5 дзён таму

    I like how this was a redo of the first episode, but different

  • DiabloMinero
    DiabloMinero 7 дзён таму

    I don't love cilantro, but I don't have that SNP, it just has mediocre texture and tastes like a plant.

  • pepperoni pizza
    pepperoni pizza 7 дзён таму

    so your knife was posessed by a chef

  • MJ Guzman
    MJ Guzman 8 дзён таму

    I brought it to a party and my cousin said it needed cucumber...

  • sizquirt
    sizquirt 8 дзён таму

    I don’t have a roommate

  • Leon Donzo
    Leon Donzo 9 дзён таму

    Step 9!

  • Ovidiu Trifanescu
    Ovidiu Trifanescu 9 дзён таму

    I love "You Suck At Cooking" please make more videos!🥑

  • Anthony C.
    Anthony C. 11 дзён таму

    Why stop at two hits? 👽

  • Nevermore 45
    Nevermore 45 12 дзён таму

    2015: Choppity f*cking chop
    2019: Choppity flopping chop

  • Just a person
    Just a person 12 дзён таму

    Watch out for the lime mom...

  • Srinath Koilakonda
    Srinath Koilakonda 13 дзён таму

    you're gross!!

  • Jackson Lucas
    Jackson Lucas 14 дзён таму +5

    When you realize that episode one hundred and episode one are both quacamole

  • Dragonrewind4152
    Dragonrewind4152 14 дзён таму

    I have an uncle that will make guacamole that will blow your mind!

  • Blackie Chan
    Blackie Chan 14 дзён таму +1

    He’s like binging with babish, howtobasic and bill wurtz in one

  • account 112
    account 112 14 дзён таму

    yeah but
    *can you please cut the avocado*

  • Terence Osorio
    Terence Osorio 15 дзён таму

    I made a meal with this and 4 of your other recipes, and it was delicious! Keep making these videos, they're great!

  • Cassandra
    Cassandra 15 дзён таму

    I got worried when he said raisins

  • Katlin Carrol
    Katlin Carrol 17 дзён таму

    Robby sent me

  • c. gwakamole
    c. gwakamole 17 дзён таму +1

    All the references to the first episode got me shaking in my boots

  • Sara Winberg
    Sara Winberg 18 дзён таму

    Thank you for not cilantro shaming me

  • Mr DaBeaverSharkCookie
    Mr DaBeaverSharkCookie 19 дзён таму

    I made this. It was good.

  • Lone Galaxy
    Lone Galaxy 19 дзён таму

    Thank you for not adding raisins
    adding raisins is a crime.

  • Fen
    Fen 20 дзён таму

    It's sad my sister doesn't like cilantro, it doesn't taste like soap to her, she just doesn't like the smell or taste naturally T-T. I on the other hand have eaten cilantro raw by the small plateful

  • Twi John
    Twi John 20 дзён таму

    I love the edits

  • Libelldrian
    Libelldrian 20 дзён таму

    G A R L I C ?

  • Aleksandar Volkanovski
    Aleksandar Volkanovski 20 дзён таму

    Waaaaaait, you're mom is you roommate?

  • mudokin
    mudokin 21 дзень таму

    I am gonna make this tonight for new years tacos

  • Channel 179
    Channel 179 21 дзень таму

    The season finale

  • kriso1997
    kriso1997 21 дзень таму

    Chopity fucking chop

  • Mari N
    Mari N 21 дзень таму

    0:55 SO THATS WHY

  • Hunter fishman
    Hunter fishman 21 дзень таму +1

    Never tried guacamole with 2 hits of acid, I just use shrooms or DMT in mine!

  • tt Gerv
    tt Gerv 22 дні таму

    wow....that was...quite the experience

  • fishy
    fishy 22 дні таму


  • McMel0ne
    McMel0ne 22 дні таму

    Is the style the video is made in an homage to the guac video from PES?

  • mariela lopez
    mariela lopez 22 дні таму

    I'm so happy you put some Chile and cilantro in your guacamoles 😋 it's part of the Mexican trinity, well at least on my part of the planet 😜

  • LittleLadyBugRug Love
    LittleLadyBugRug Love 22 дні таму

    What if I use a three pronged fork?

  • amp
    amp 22 дні таму

    Im grateful for the auto chop segment that must have taken a long time

  • Mr Doctor
    Mr Doctor 22 дні таму +1

    Episode 1 and episode 100 are guacamole

  • Rand Meyer
    Rand Meyer 22 дні таму +5

    He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby
    I’m scared

  • kokoro
    kokoro 22 дні таму

    i remember i stopped watching because i got mad you didn’t reply to my comment

  • William Hung
    William Hung 23 дні таму

    Actually you suck

  • Xadoras
    Xadoras 23 дні таму

    Celandro is the worst thing on earth. Before cancer.

  • Phillip Johnson
    Phillip Johnson 23 дні таму +2

    me watching;
    me watching:
    video: 4 pronged spoon

  • Samuel Loomis
    Samuel Loomis 23 дні таму

    To get the pit out of the avocado, you take a very sharp knife and slap the blade into pit. Then the knife will be embedded in the pit. Just turn the knife and remove the pit. Then remove the pit from the knife blade. You suck.

  • techypurple 0914
    techypurple 0914 23 дні таму


  • Sisowat Sin
    Sisowat Sin 23 дні таму


  • moma joe
    moma joe 24 дні таму

    How come when I stab someone they dont turn into pieces, but when you stab food, it turns into pieces

  • Enrique Mejia
    Enrique Mejia 24 дні таму

    I've never laughed so hard at food being made so poorly well on purpose.

  • Christian Matthew Embler
    Christian Matthew Embler 24 дні таму

    Dude, please please please, get Gordon Ramsey to do a video where he reacts to some of your videos. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!!

  • Kellie Fite Turner
    Kellie Fite Turner 24 дні таму

    I just realized... its not a cooking show! Its a Photoshop shop that does cooking on the side

  • Steven
    Steven 24 дні таму +1

    I dont know why but he feels like a love child of jacksfilms and BWB

    • Önder
      Önder 22 дні таму

      And a pinch of howtobasic

  • Aliagha Mursalov
    Aliagha Mursalov 25 дзён таму

    I wanna sleep dammit it’s 5:20 am and I just keep watching random videos on BY-clips.